Now we have charcuterie trains? (I didn’t make this a local restaurant did)
Now we have charcuterie trains? (I didn’t make this a local restaurant did)
by aurons_girl
36 Comments
whatacharacter
Did I just become red-gray colorblind?
bisexual_pinecone
I’m confused as to whether the grapes are frozen and icy, or…coated in powdered sugar? Or maybe it’s just a weird camera thing because of the lighting?
Or…COCAÍNA???
Celestial_Cowboy
No ranch jacuzzi, so not sourced from the midwest, sad.
Raging_Apathist
I have many questions and concerns about this. The first one is what the fuck is going on with those grapes?
illz569
I have never seen a charcuterie board in real life. I just wanted to put that out there.
burnerburner23094812
I think this image was lit with the death of a star or something that’s incredibly washed out lmao.
protopigeon
That’s not a charcuterie board! It’s got hardly any cured meats on it, no pate, etc and broccoli & carrots lmao WTF
Any_Nectarine_7806
Is it the lighting or has that broccoli not been blanched?
dirtymike401
What
Alternative-Dig-2066
Moldy grapes
Sirnando138
I don’t want it
Possum_Pendulum
Folks I genuinely think we have a new $700 ramp situation to contend with. But for entirely different reasons. This thread shall be my Friday nights entertainment. Significantly, my first Friday since leaving hospitality after 20 years!
tomborington
North Korean?
jellyfrisson
Big 1970s cookbook energy.
IAm5toned
🤔 +1 for salami labia
JuanAntonioThiccums
Most cursed food lighting I have ever seen.
No_Amoeba_9272
Looks like a Rune Goldberg board.
Hazels-baby
I love me a can of thick cut spam IN a charcuterie BOX but my ultimate favourite is the broccoli stuffed whole pepper kebabs.
breakerofh0rses
That’s not even kind of charcuterie. It’s not even 1/4 meat.
Wiggie49
Is this picture taken under the lights of a morgue cuz it is incredibly unflattering.
Ok_Understanding5184
One of my many dumb kitchen jobs involved cooking on a moving train. If that sentence sounds dumb please understand it was way dumber than you are currently thinking. You have to get in a low sideways stance almost like a surfer and roll with the movement the whole time you’re trying to work and it’s just brutal on your knees. Fuck trains.
funthebunison
Looks like something from Nicholas Falmel’s 500th death day party.
spam__likely
On one hand, raw broccoli, on the other hand, coke-covered grapes….hmmmm
tsoplj
That’s not charcuterie
TheActualAWdeV
Choochooterie
Darnoc_QOTHP
Wtf is in that yellow pepper?
Bubblepoppin_
Raw broccoli, halved bell peppers, bagged baby carrots, dusty grapes, this is just a whole cacophony of crazy. And is this all on parchment in a cardboard box???
Harry_Testa-Coles
Classic misunderstanding. I said “we should run a train on those cuties”, not “build a train of charcuterie”.
PM_ME__UR__FANTASIES
There is WAY too much stuff shoved in between/into each other for me. If I only want cheese, I want to be able to grab a piece not coated in pepper juice or salami flavors.
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Did I just become red-gray colorblind?
I’m confused as to whether the grapes are frozen and icy, or…coated in powdered sugar? Or maybe it’s just a weird camera thing because of the lighting?
Or…COCAÍNA???
No ranch jacuzzi, so not sourced from the midwest, sad.
I have many questions and concerns about this. The first one is what the fuck is going on with those grapes?
I have never seen a charcuterie board in real life. I just wanted to put that out there.
I think this image was lit with the death of a star or something that’s incredibly washed out lmao.
That’s not a charcuterie board! It’s got hardly any cured meats on it, no pate, etc and broccoli & carrots lmao WTF
Is it the lighting or has that broccoli not been blanched?
What
Moldy grapes
I don’t want it
Folks I genuinely think we have a new $700 ramp situation to contend with. But for entirely different reasons. This thread shall be my Friday nights entertainment. Significantly, my first Friday since leaving hospitality after 20 years!
North Korean?
Big 1970s cookbook energy.
🤔 +1 for salami labia
Most cursed food lighting I have ever seen.
Looks like a Rune Goldberg board.
I love me a can of thick cut spam IN a charcuterie BOX but my ultimate favourite is the broccoli stuffed whole pepper kebabs.
That’s not even kind of charcuterie. It’s not even 1/4 meat.
Is this picture taken under the lights of a morgue cuz it is incredibly unflattering.
One of my many dumb kitchen jobs involved cooking on a moving train. If that sentence sounds dumb please understand it was way dumber than you are currently thinking. You have to get in a low sideways stance almost like a surfer and roll with the movement the whole time you’re trying to work and it’s just brutal on your knees. Fuck trains.
Looks like something from Nicholas Falmel’s 500th death day party.
On one hand, raw broccoli, on the other hand, coke-covered grapes….hmmmm
That’s not charcuterie
Choochooterie
Wtf is in that yellow pepper?
Raw broccoli, halved bell peppers, bagged baby carrots, dusty grapes, this is just a whole cacophony of crazy. And is this all on parchment in a cardboard box???
Classic misunderstanding. I said “we should run a train on those cuties”, not “build a train of charcuterie”.
There is WAY too much stuff shoved in between/into each other for me. If I only want cheese, I want to be able to grab a piece not coated in pepper juice or salami flavors.
Looks more like that [detailed human cell photo](https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird/comments/uiixnh/most_detailed_image_of_a_human_cell_ever_taken/) from a few years ago
Oh honey this is a whole train station
This reminds me of those “beep beep breakfast scrambulance” til toks from a while ago
That’s an ultimate snack parade.
Those are some dusty-ass grapes
I remember when these were just called platters of food instead of charcuterie trains.